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CINDERELLA

CINDERELLA,CINDERELLA,CINDERELLA
THIS STORY WAS GOOD IDEAL AND GIVE LESSON TO EACH
ANYONE ELSE TO LEARN THE MISTAKE AND DO NOT BE
SELFFISH OR GREED and think jealous about beauty


ONCE UPON TIME WAS STAY A FAR WAY LAND FROM
CASTLE. THERE WAS CINDERELLA WHOSE STAY WITH HER
FATHER ,HER STEPMOTHER AND TWO STEPSISTER.he too has been married before, and has two daughters by her first marriage, Anastasia and Drizella, who are just Cinderella's age. Plain these "Ugly Stepsisters" are bitterly envious of the beautiful and charming Cinderella.





ONEDAY CINDERELLA FATHER HAVE GO TO JOURNEY .HIS
FATHER WAS TELLING TO HER THAT I HAVE TO GO MY DAUGTHER BECAUSE THE KINGDOM WAS PLEASE ME TO GO .PLEASE DONOT CRY I WILL KEEP MY PROMISE TO COME BACK TO YOU .BY THE TIME CINDERALLA WAS UPSAD.before that the family lives in happiness for several years, until death of Cinderella's father.





BY THE TIME CINDERELLA WAS TALK TO HIS FATHER .THE STEPMOTHER AND TWO STEPSISTER WAS LOOK AT THE WINDOW. THE STEPMOTHER KNOW THAT ONEDAY CINDERALLA WILL MARRIED WITH THE PRINCE.THE STEPMOTHER AND BOTH TWO STEPSISTER WAS JEALOUS AND SELFISH ABOUT THIS STORY. AFTER THE NEXT DAY THE VILLAGE HEARD THAT CINDERELLA FATHER WAS PASSWAY.BOTH STPEMOTHER AND STEPSISTER WAS HAPPY WITH THEIR PALNNING.

WHEN CINDERELLA GROWN UP SHE CAN`T STAY IN THE NICE ROOM .SHE LIVE IN THE WOOD LONG UPSTAIR WITH ALL HER FRIEND LIKE MICE ,BIRD AND DOG. HER STEPMOTHER DOING HER LIKE SEVERANT EVERY MORNING BEFORE WAKEUP ALL THE BIRD AND MICE WILL SING THE SONG WITH HER UNTILL SHE TAKING HER SHOWER .ALL A DRESS ARE READY MY THE MICE AND BIRD. THIS THE SONG THE CINDERALLA LIKE TO SING WITH HER FRIEND BEFORE SHE GO THE FARM GARDEN TO GIVE FOOD TO HEN AND A HORSES . BY GET READY BREAKFAST TO HER STEPMOTHER AND TWO STEPSISTER.

As Cinderella is a beautiful young woman who is kind ACCEPT her hardships, she bestfriends the animals living in the barn, including Bruno the Bloodhound, Major the horse, and many of the mice and birds who live in and around the chateau. Cinderella finds a mouse inside a trap, releases him, and names him Octavius, "Gus" for short. She is also friends with a mouse named Jacques ("Jaq" for short), the leader of a mouse-pack.

She is forced into housekeeping responsibilities and made to wait upon her jealous stepsisters like a maid.

When the invitation was arrives, Cinderella asks her stepmother if she can attend the ball danceing. Her stepmother tells her she may go to the ball, if she finishes her work and can find a suitable gown. Her mouse friends Jaq and Gus use Cinderella's stepsister's an old gown that belonged to Cinderella's mother.

cinderalla was happy for going to the ball to dance with a prince

both her stepsister was laugh at her. are you SURE YOU can go. whose is going to give you the dress and now go and wash our dress .

her stepmother points out her daughters' dress and sash, and the sisters tear the gown to shreds, leaving Cinderella to run to the back of the garden in tears while her stepfamily attends the royal ball.

cinderella was say to his stepmother wait i can i go now

her points out her daughters' and the sisters tear the gown to shreds, leaving Cinderella to run to the back of the garden in tears while her stepfamily happy to attends the royal ball.

Fairy Godmother come to her in the garden, and let her appearance for the ball. She transforms the mice into horses, Bruno the dog into a footman Major the horse into a coachman, a pumpkin into the carriage, and transforms her torn dress into a beautiful blue dress with glass slippers. Cinderella departs for the ball after the godmother warns her that the spell will expire at the stroke of midnight. 12 am

At the royal ball, the Prince rejects every girl, until he sees Cinderella, with immediately The two dance throughout the castle grounds until the clock starts to 12 midnight. Cinderella flees to her run away from the castle, accidentally she dropping one of her glass slippers. After the Duke tells the King . they plan to find Cinderella with the slipper.







The next day, a royal kingdom, stating will visit every house in the kingdom to find the girl who fits the glass slipper, so that she can be married to the Prince. When this news reaches Cinderella's household, her stepmother and stepsisters begin hurriedly preparing for the Grand Duke's arrival. Cinderella, overhearing, begins dream ball the night. Realising Cinderella was the girl who danced with the Prince yesterday, her stepmother follows Cinderella up to her bedroom and locks her inside.
Meanwhile, Anastasia try a slipper, but her foot is too big. Drizella try on the slipper, and finds her foot is also too large. Cinderella appears at the top of the stairs, asking to try on the slipper.

At the wedding, Cinderella and the Prince in the church's staircase, surrounded tossed by the King and the Grand Duke. Cinderella loses a slipper was giving back . As the ends the two newly-weds kissing and they lived happily ever after".

CINDERELLA HAPPY AND STAY IN A CASTLE AND HE STEPMOTHER AND BOTH STEPSISTER BEING A SERVANT.

JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

Once upon a time a way land in the forest. there was a poor widow who lived with her son Jack in a little house.

When the cow had grown too old, the mother sent Jack to sell it.

On his way to the market, the boy met one person whose his donot know it.it like a stranger.he is talk to the that, "I will give you five magic beans if you give me your cow,". the stranger offered to the boy?.
Jack was unsure about this magic bean but after while he enticed by the idea of such an extraordinary deal, he decided to accept what the old stranger tell him about magic bean

When he returned home, his mother was sold ,disspointed him belief that magic bean . "You fool! What have you done? We needed the money to buy a calf. Now we don't have anything and we are even poorer."
Jack felt crying and upsad. "Only stupid will exchange a cow for five beans," his mother angry.

then her mother threw the five beans out of the window and sent Jack to bed with no dinner.

The morning after, when he stepped outside, Jack saw an amazing tree. A giant beanstalk, reaching far into the clouds, had grown overnight yesterday .

The beans must have really been magic," Jack thought happily.
Being very upsad but ,the boy climbed the plant and once he reached the top of the stalk he found himself over the clouds.
While looking around in areal, Jack saw a castle. "I wonder who lives there," he thought. Jack was very surprised to see a path leading to the castle.

May I have something to eat? I am very hungry." The woman, who did not have children, looked at him a little more kindly: "Come in, quick. I will give you a bowl of milk. But be careful because my husband is the giant,he like to eats children. If you hear him coming, hide at a way place."
Jack was understand that women say by teh time jack eat and drink some milk which that women give to him.

After having counted all the gold pieces of his treasure, the giant fell asleep with his feet up on the table.
After a little while, The giant's wife went to prepare the giant's bed and Jack, go out ot the kicthen and saw the gold pieces on the table and filled a little bag full of them.
"I hope he won't see me, if not otherwise he will eat me whole. Jack's heart was beaveting faster the giant but because he was very excited. Thanks to all the gold coins, he and his mother would be rich.
Jack ran down a over the clouds.
Jack arrived at the top of the giant beanstalk and began as quickly as possible, hanging on the leaves.

When he finally reached the ground, he found his mother waiting for him. The poor woman had been worried since his lose a few day.
She had been frightened by the giant beanstalk. When she saw Jack come down and then hold up the bag full of gold, she upsad out crying: "Where have you been, my son? Do you want me to die worry about u where u go? What kind of plant is this? What . . . mom?"

Jack go again back to the castle above the clouds. This time the boy went inside through the kitchen and once again in the oven. after Shortly, the giant came in and began to angry about. "I smell a children," he said to his wife. But since she had seen no one come in, she didn't pay any attention to him.
After dinner, the giant placed a hen on the table. The hen laid golden eggs. Jack saw the miraculous hen from a behind in the oven door. He waited for the giant to fall asleep, jumped out of the oven, snatched the hen and ran out of the castle.
The hen's made noise, however, woke up the giant. "Thief! Thief!" he shouted. But Jack was already far away.

Once again, he found his mother was waiting for him at the chop of the beanstalk.
"Is that all you got? A hen?" she asked Jack, disappointed. But Jack ran, happy, to the his mother.
"Just wait," he said to his mother. As a matter , a little while later the hen laid a golden egg and continued to lay such an egg every single day after that.

One evening he climbed once more the giant beanstalk. This time he entered the castle through an open window.
He in darkness to the kitchen and hid inside a huge pot until the following day. After dinner the giant went to get his magic harp, an instrument that sang and played marvelous music. While listening to the harp's sweet melody, the giant fell asleep. In his hiding place, Jack was stolenly harp's song as well. When he finally heard the giant snore loudly,.

When Jack got down to earth he called to his mother,
"Look what I've brought you!" The harp began to play an song and his mother smiled happily.
But up there in the clouds someone else beautiful song and Jack soon realized with terror that the thick beanstalk was shaking under a very heavy weight. The giant was coming down to earth

They could already see the giant's huge boots when the plant and the giant finally foldown on the ground

The magical sound of the harp cured his mother's sadness and she was once again happy and cheerful.
The hen kept on laying golden eggs.
Jack's life had gone a lot of changes since he had accepted the magic beans. But without his mother could never have found happiness.

THE END STORY

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