Marriage Life Before and After !! Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...After marriage. Baling here... baling there..Before marriage.I die for you. . .After marriage.'You die, up to you. 'Lagi lama married.You die I help you!Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you .Lagi lama married. You go anywhere better get lost!!Before weddingyou are my heart, you are my love'After wedding'you get on my nerves. 'Before wedding'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella' After wedding'you are worse than godzila'Before weddingRoses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After weddingRoses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue youBefore weddingEvery makan he brings you to Shangri-LaAfter weddingYou want to go, he says you wait-la Before weddingShe looks like Anita SarawakAfter weddingDon't know whether katak or biawak Send instant messages to your online friends who need a good laugh...................... esp if they are married......... !!!